I recall when I rolled out of bed. As always, I was still tired. I made it to the restroom, where I stood in front of the mirror. I had grown so old that I hardly recognized myself. All the lean muscles that once covered shoulders, my arms and legs had vanished. I had given birth to a beer belly that was nice-sized. I had a terrific big double-chin

I remember when I rolled out of bed a couple of months ago. As always, I was tired. I made it to the restroom, where I stood in front of the mirror. I had grown so old that I barely recognized myself. All of the lean muscles which once covered legs, shoulders and my arms had vanished. I had given birth to a beer belly that was nice-sized. I had a b